I don’t speak German but i’m still gonna write a song about it and it’ll be the best song off my album but I won’t release it as a single ever
It’s not that I’ve been dishonest, it’s just that I loathe reality.
Hey lovelies! My name is Laura and I'm from Finland where we fight wrestle with polarbears in our backyards and drink Koskenkorva (just google it :D) everyday at lunch.
Hardcore Little Monster dare me or I'll slice you up with my paws ;)
Hey lovelies! My name is Laura and I'm from Finland where we fight wrestle with polarbears in our backyards and drink Koskenkorva (just google it :D) everyday at lunch.
Hardcore Little Monster dare me or I'll slice you up with my paws ;)
- Madonna: I hate Lady Gaga. That bitch. She's reductive.
- Lady Gaga: I love Madonna. She's a true icon in music.
- Grace Jones: I hate Lady Gaga. She's fucking copying me!
- Lady Gaga: I love Grace. Her music means the entire world to me.
- Christina Aguilera: Lady who? The newbie? Ask me about something relevant!
- Lady Gaga: I love Christina. She's a centerpiece of 90s iconography.
- Interviewer: How do you feel about hate from other celebrities?
- Lady Gaga: I'm not sure. We should probably ask my friends Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Oprah, Britney Spears, Beyoncé, Tony Bennett, Elton John, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Cher, Stevie Wonder, Cyndi Lauper, and even the dead fucking Michael Jackson. Here, use my oujia board. Let's ask him about how he wanted me to open for his tour.
SHE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE IN THE FAR RIGHT O_________O
(Source: mother-monster-paws-up)
